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99 fingers: Recordings 1997-2007 (2008)

Simon Brown / Dylan Crichton

Being the fruit of the gesticulation of the ninety-nine fingers of the unspeakable guiding hand which in the end does not appear to guide and of which we can perhaps speak. Étant l’issue gesticulatoire des quatre-vingt dix-neuf doigts de la main indicible qui en nous dirigeant fait parler d’elle comme étant un guide peu fidèle.

 

  1.        DASH OF SUGAR
  2.        “POOP”
  3.        ALONG CAME THE DEATH;
  4.        “DRIPPING” PALIMPSEST
  5.        TACHYPLEUS GIGAS-LARDON
  6.        WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT
  7.        CLEPID DREAM
  8.        ASS FULL OF LIGHT
  9.        CHEZ LES AMIS DU CRACKHEAD
  10.        BED OF ROSES
  11.        A FLAIR FOR FINESSE
  12.        CORNBREAD AND STEW
  13.        EYE OF HORUS
  14.        QUÉBEC-MICHIGAN CHITAULI EXCHANGE PROGRAM
  15.        AIMEZ-VOUS LES UNS LES AUTRES
  16.        NO LONGER IN THE SKY
  17.        FELINE SPINAL BIFIDA
  18.        BEAUTY IN THE GROTTO
  19.        “OLET LUCERNAM”
  20.        WHO MADE THIS STUPID PAINTING
  21.        EXCRETA CONSUMMATUM
  22.        HIGHLY PROFITABLE INVESTMENT
  23.        DABRO-VINA
  24.        L’ÉVOCATION DE L’ESPRIT DU DROMADAIRE INEFFABLE
  25.        GHOSTS OBSERVE ALL MASTURBATION
  26.        SING YOUR SONG
  27.        “FLUTEY”
  28.        À LA RECHERCHE DE SOLANGE EMMANUELLE
  29.        HETEROGENEOUS ASPECT OF HETEROGENEOUS SINGULARITY TURNS OUT TO BE SINGULAR
  30.        DRUNK DRIVING
  31.        FEEL THE RHYTHM
  32.        SUMMER OF ’99
  33.        A SERPENT-LIKE WRITHING ON THE SCALP
  34.        HUNAN SACRIFICE
  35.        PAINCH, TRIPE OR THAIRM
  36.        DOG PELLETS IN SACRED URN
  37.        LAST DANCE WITH PLASTIC FORK
  38.        CHANT TO THE SPIRIT OF REFUSAL
  39.        HIS BROTHERS WERE GAY
  40.        A JAZZY DEATH
  41.        LABIA MINORA
  42.        KERETEKI’S DREAM
  43.        LES JOIES DE L’IMPUISSANCE
  44.        DENTAL DAMNATION
  45.        FULL LOBOTOMY FOR MYSTIC VOYAGER
  46.        EVERY SNOWFLAKE IS DIFFERENTLY-ABLED
  47.        WHISPERING TO THE CREATURES
  48.        IN ERLES OF THAT MEDE
  49.        GOMORRAH GOMORRAH
  50.        I WANT TO BE A PIZZA
  51.        LIBEL FOR MINOTAUR
  52.        NO LOVE “FOR” YOU
  53.        MAKIN’ A LIVING
  54.        FUTURE GIRLFRIEND
  55.        MYSTIC EEL
  56.        MIKE PETTIT’S FRIEND
  57.        PAINFUL ITCHING MIDRASH
  58.        OTHER KINDS “OF” SUFFERING
  59.        MIDAS TOUCH
  60.        TAKE ME THEIR
  61.        FREE TOUR OF SUNKEN PULPIT COVE
  62.        MY TAMPON IS BLEEDING
  63.        LANCING THE BOIL
  64.        MESSAGE FROM A LARGE BAT SITTING ON THE SHOULDER
  65.        UNDERAGE DUET
  66.        MINOU GONE FOREVER
  67.        SKINNING A RABBIT IN THE BATHROOM SINK
  68.        THE CHITAULI CHOO-CHOO
  69.        THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
  70.        WHY DOES MY MOM OR DAD NEED INCONTINENCE CLOTHING?
  71.        THE CRADLE OF LIFE
  72.        SORRY I WAS DRUNK
  73.        STUPID DESERT
  74.        PROFOUND SELF-HATRED
  75.        TRAIL OF ENTRAILS
  76.        ASSUNS PER CATULON
  77.        RISPERDAL OVERDOSE
  78.        YOUR THIRD COUSIN
  79.        DEFILED BY KINSHIP TERMINOLOGY
  80.        PIPI IN THE JAR
  81.        WANTOUNLY WELTRE
  82.        THIRTY PROCESSED CHEESE SLICES
  83.        TWELVE NEGROIDIC CHILDREN
  84.        WISTFULLY WAITING
  85.        CHITAULI ALL-DRESS S.V.P
  86.        THE INKY DINKY SPIDER
  87.        IN DREAM I LEARN HER AGE 36
  88.        MYSTIC EEL REVISITED
  89.        AGAIN INTERCEPTED BY MASTURBATING GHOSTS
  90.        50 CM TALL
  91.        INTOLERABLE PERSONAL HABITS NOTICED BY CO-HABITANTS
  92.        SEEGULLS PLUCKED OUT MY EYES AND ATE MY PIZZA
  93.        CINCO DE MAYONNAISE SANDWICH
  94.        INNAPROPRIATE ELIMINATION ELIMINATES INAPPROPRIATION
  95.        SATAN WAS DRIVING MY IMAGINARY CAR
  96.        BROWN SABBATH
  97.        SHE’S PRETTY BUT I’M 15 YEARS BEFORE MY BIRTH
  98.        MISE EN ABIMMM

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Simon Brown lived on a dairy farm until age of five (Sucker of Coc). A sibylline apostate put blood in the choclate milk. Taintid; Simon was God punishd bye-bye. He accept this, form of full-body massage, manifestations of “mental” illness and pornography. Simon Brown est nostalgique d’avoir vicié la teinture qu’il n’a jamais tout à fait appliquée. Un apostate clandestin lui dirige, le corps voilé, pensant à son “enfance” qui se manifeste par-dessus les plans pornographique et celui que Dieu a désordonné a des fins punitives.

Dylan Crichton is afraid of touching things. His life skills were honed in an artificial vacuum of false entitlement, isolation, and regret. For eschatological reasons, he prefers not to to be photographed. Dehpargotohp eb ot ton sreferp eh, snosaer lacigolotahcse rof. Terger dna, noitalosi, tnemeltitne eslaf fo muucav laicifitra na ni denoh erew slliks efil sih. Sgniht gnihcuot fo diarfa si nothcirc nalyd. Dylan Crichton n’aime pas le toucher des choses. Son manque d’adresse, eschatologique ou autre, provoque toutefois le vide isolateur à lui transmettre les représentations de contact somatique parvenues des systèmes lointains où sa punition trouve son expression des plus “fidèles”.

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